Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Dogs and heat stroke and diarrhea

Hey! All you runners out there...those that run around lakes, parks, the hills, the neighborhood, wherever. Have you stopped to think about what your dog is going through as he runs along side you in the 95+ degree heat? AND your dog is all black??? AND his tongue is literally dragging the ground??? You assholes...all of you. You get a dog to run with thinking that you'll pick up some really cute bitch/ho/player and you have no intention of looking out for the welfare of your dog. Care for your dog by leaving him at home, or by cutting your fucking run short. Signs your dog is tired of the running/you shouldn't take your dog with you:

1. He's lagging behind you.
2. He's black and the sun is beating down on both of you.
3. His tongue is hanging out...not just in a regular pant, but in a fuckyouimgonnadieifyoudontstop pant.
4. He's a snackdog...you know, the ones my dog eats for a snack. The little puffballs are NOT made for running 5 miles...in the heat.
5. He stops to poop...and poops diarrhea. (This is a big one folks...what would you feel like if you were running with diarrhea?????)

I'm sure there are more, but I'm so angry about this I can't think straight. Those of us who really love our dogs know the limits and do what it takes to take care of our loved ones. Please do the same...it's never pleasant to come up on a pile of dog diarrhea that has been steaming in the 95+ heat.

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